It’s a short story, but on a t-shirt. This makes it so much better, for so many reasons:
- People interested in words will come right up and get all up in your personal space to read the thing. And let’s be honest, those are exactly the kind of people you want up in your personal space in the first place.
- Black print on a white background is hella boring on paper (c.f. my zines), but on a dude or lady it’s actually super stylish. Like a penguin, or a lemur, or a Clark’s Nutcracker woodpecker.
- Have you ever put a story in a washing machine before? It’s surprisingly satisfying, in a metaphorical way that you can’t quite put your finger on. Like rolling a cigarette with bible paper.
- That’s all the reasons I’ve got. But it’s a good story, I promise. This one’s about a lad with magic underwear.
