Previously seen in the wild in The Dictionary of Failed Ideas Issue 3: C is for Cruskits

The whole collection of emojis in lickable, high-fructose corn syrup format. On a stick. Someone get onto this already, because it’s a goddamn bottomless pot of clueless kiddie gold. I’m not going to do it because I a) couldn’t be arsed and b) don’t want my self-esteem to be crushed into sambal by finding out that it’s already been done.