Have you ever wanted to peer into the mind of a perennial failure? Shower yourself in a lukewarm drizzle of certified duds? Let the horrifying abyss of dreadful ideas gaze back?
The Dictionary of Failed Ideas* is one man’s quest to catalogue, dissect, and ultimately purge the tremendous weight of a lifetime of brain vomit. Many of us have bad ideas, but few of us have them with such alarming regularity.
Celebrate the torrent of utterly useless mind mush, discover thoughts and mental leaps best consigned to history’s rubbish dump, and most of all, feel much better about yourself by comparison.
Each issue features:
- Some positive number of piping hot failures, fresh from the crappy oven
- Failures of history
- Bad drawings
- An awful serialised short story
- The Failbag: deranged letters to the editor
- A Stunning and Brave Graphical Vignette about superheroes with skin conditions
- And sometimes more! (or more accurately, less)
This is Issue 2. It’s better than Issue 7, but not quite as good as Issue 3.
*Attention Flaubert: Any similarity to your work is completely unintentional but, on reflection, quietly pleasing. If you’re not happy about it, lawyer up and vas-y, frérot
